Love for Cupa Chups

My boss has a bit of a thing for these Chupa Chups.

On Thursday 14th May i decided to play a little trick and hold his whole tub of Chupa Chups for RANSOM.

Below are the e-mails he receive

Mail 1:

Good Afternoon
Your pride and joy chupa Chups are currently being held for RANSOM by my self and a 3rd Party who will not be named.
We have a list of demands before you can have them back in one peace.
1. You purchase a latte with a shot of vanilla every day for 5 days.
2. Cake's / doughnut's to be provided with the coffee.
3. You hand your car key's over ( with a full tank please )
If you do not respond to this mail within a hour a poor innocent Chupa Chup with get it ( in a Italian way )

I wait for your eager response to save their life's.
He he he

Mail 2:

Well this was not the response my self and the 3rd Party were looking for.
To show the we mean business we have started take our anger out on one or you little baby's.
Poor little APPLE chup.
We will begin the next stage in 30 min.
WE MEAN BUSINESS

Mail 3:
Im sorry ......... but I don’t think you understand how serious this matter is.
Poor little Apple Chup - he has taken one for the team for you.
Do you want this to happen to the others ????????
WE MEAN BUSINESS.
Do you except the demands or do we have to start on the COLA chup's
???????
Remember there life to be sucked by other people and your self are in your hands now.

( he still is not getting it )

Mail 4 :

Hello .........
I have been asked to pass you this message on to you from the 3rd Party Negotiator
This was Apple chupa Chups last words.

HELP!
you might not be able to save me
but pleeeeessseee save the rest of our family....
please daddy

Mail 5:

Just a small family photo for you

But two are just hanging on for you

After this i gave them back and gave in.